Another week, another reminder that the Benjamins Schwartz remain quietly indispensable to modern civilization. From saving hedgehogs to managing vehicle dynamics to appearing on schedules that may or may not exist yet, they’ve been busy. Here’s what we’ve managed to confirm.
- Sonic Movies Literally Saved the Game Franchise, Producer Confirms
“Ben Schwartz is awesome as Sonic, and James Marsden plays his part of the friendly…”
Turns out the live-action Sonic films—featuring Ben Schwartz as the speedy blue hedgehog—weren’t just financially successful; they actually prevented Sega from canceling the entire game franchise. One wonders what other beloved properties are one mediocre quarter away from oblivion. - Benjamin Schwarz Explains Why Your Car Doesn’t Feel Like a Brick on Wheels
“That keeps a car comfortable and safe while still feeling agile” explains Benjamin Schwarz, Product Manager Longitudinal Motion Control at CARIAD.
In less glamorous but arguably more practical news, Benjamin Schwarz is working on longitudinal driving dynamics at CARIAD. Someone has to make sure your vehicle moves forward without incident, and apparently that someone is a Benjamin Schwartz. - Ben Schwartz Discusses Decade of University-Hospital Partnership
Dr. Ben Schwartz, president of academic delivery at Banner Health, joined a special podcast episode to reflect on ten years of collaboration between the University of Arizona and Banner Health. Not every Benjamin Schwartz spends their time voicing cartoon animals. - Ben Schwartz, News Anchor, Asks the Uncomfortable Questions
“…the senator said in response to a question by Ben Schwartz, news anchor for WVVA television in the Bluefield area.”
This Ben Schwartz covers actual news in West Virginia, asking Senator Capito about war powers measures and fuel prices. A refreshing change from improvised comedy bits. - Benjamin Schwarz Returns to German Football Club
Former Unterhaching professional Benjamin Schwarz is returning to the club as an assistant. German football apparently also requires the services of a Benjamin Schwartz, though this one is spelled with a ‘z’ instead of ‘tz,’ which is close enough for us.
Until next week, when presumably more Benjamins Schwartz will emerge from the woodwork to do important and occasionally hedgehog-related work.