The Most Distinguished and Perpetual Council of the Benjamins Schwartz, Convened for the Preservation and Mutual Recognition of All Persons Bearing the Name, and for the Proper Distinction Among Them
The Most Distinguished and Perpetual Council of the Benjamins Schwartz, Convened for the Preservation and Mutual Recognition of All Persons Bearing the Name, and for the Proper Distinction Among Them
Another assortment of Benjamins Schwartz doing what Benjamins Schwartz do: My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #1002 This one is a barrel of laughs, worth a click! Fireball’s New Whisky Flavor Tastes Like Toasted Marshmallows and Vanilla…
Benjamin Schwartz (c. 1904–1982) served as judge of the Hamilton County Juvenile Court in Cincinnati, Ohio, from 1957 until his retirement in 1974. Across nearly two decades on the bench, he became one of the region’s more visible figures in…
Another [indeterminate period of time], another collection of Benjamins Schwartz doing what Benjamins Schwartz do: voicing hedgehogs, solving climate problems, and occasionally appearing in dubious spam content. The plural remains unwieldy, but the news persists. Critics Choice Super Awards Nominees…
Another week, another assortment of Benjamins Schwartz doing what they do best: voicing hedgehogs, prosecuting murder cases, and appearing in spam listings of questionable provenance. The multiverse theory grows more convincing by the day. Check back next week for more…
Another week, another census of the Benjamins Schwartz among us. This week finds our subjects scattered across courtrooms, animation booths, and at least one sustainability workshop. The usual distribution, really. Next week will presumably bring more Benjamins Schwartz doing more…
The Benjamins Schwartz have been rather focused this week—specifically, on returning to a certain azure hedgehog. Production updates suggest the fourth installment is well underway, with various members of the cast popping up in recording booths. One imagines the novelty…
Another week, another opportunity to marvel at the breadth of Benjamin Schwartz achievement. This week finds our Benjamins appearing in animated superhero series and addressing healthcare policy—a distribution that feels less random than inevitable. Invincible Season Four – Official Teaser…
The Benjamin Schwartz cinematic universe continues its steady expansion this week, spanning animated wrestling monsters, hyperactive hedgehogs, and the occasional Gollum impression. One might call it range, though the internet seems content to simply catalog it. That’s all for this…
This week finds our various Benjamins Schwartz distributed across vastly different fields of human endeavor. One recorded an a lacrosse assist while another continues his improbable second career as a very fast blue hedgehog. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and…
This week we have our first non-actor Benjamin Schwartz news since the Council launched. Fear not, we still have plenty of news from the actor as well!